jackzimmerbxxty:

Bitty decided, with definite surety, to come to Samwell because his older cousin had told him about how supportive her athletic team was of her coming out, and how great the hockey department was, from what she’d seen (she was pretty sure a few of the members were crushing on each other, but she’d never blatantly say it - you never know who’s closeted, and accidental outings could be the worst). Of course, Bitty looks up to and trusts his slightly older cousin (Bitty likes to emphasize that it’s barely any age difference) with the matching brown eyes and the blonde hair that the two of them used to intertwine with his own to compare colors. So he makes his final decision based on her affirmation that the college is wonderful. After all, who wouldn’t believe a bright, enthusiastic smile like that permanently etched one on the face of a certain Camilla Collins?

(Source: bittleshoney, via blessthishaus)

jacksbits:

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honestly the Drama of that moment took five years off of my life…..but The Kiss added like 30 so it’s okay

#HONESTLY I KNOW THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like wow for that /instant/ jack thought he missed him? like he missed his chance#AND WOAH OKAY LIKE BOTH OF THEM!!!!#literally a hallway away from each other both thinking they missed!!!!!!!!! their chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#what kind of imagery what kind of narrative structure#wowowowow (via @bshittyknights)

tiptoe39:

A birthday ficlet for @jaradel, in Marching Band AU verse. It refers back to Extra Practice. Happy birthday!

There ain’t no party like a marching band party. There’s frat parties, of course, but a marching band party is an animal all its own. Imagine all the crazy and all the loud music and alcohol abuse and bizarre party games, but give a good majority of the participants expensive musical instruments.

Things get wild.

Bitty makes his way through the swarm of people, nearly getting socked in the eye by a swinging trumpet as he goes. He mumbles a litany of “‘scuse me… so sorry… gotta get thru… excuse me!” that nobody acknowledges, and pads his way past Holster and Ransom before they try to rope him into their bizarre beatboxing competition. Finally, he creeps up the stairs and into his room, then eases out the window onto the Band Haus Official Reading Room.

He’s not alone out here.

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littlestpersimmon:

“SHITS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.” 

(via )

wanksy:

this is probably a real scene from a three part hbo documentary abt the aces 

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jayzimmboni:

bitty gets a french quiz back and he did fine on it but there’s a super long note at the top that’s in both english and french so he sends a picture of it to jack like “um translation?” and jack has to fight the urge to go argue bitty’s french prof asap because for every answer on his quiz on the weather, bitty wrote phrases like “y fait beau” and “y fait froid” so his prof wrote “technically this is correct mais au québécois qui aide eric avec ton français: arêtez s’il vous plaît” so now jack has to go fight a french prof because he’s not gonna stop helping his boyfriend learn french.

(Source: segwins, via )

chirpingbitty:

The SMH team have a Harry Potter party and everyone has to go as a character, no excuses.

• Jack is forced to be Harry, even though he’s way too tall, but everyone wanted to see him in glasses and to loudly proclaim he looks just like his father, but has his mother’s eyes.
  Holster and Ransom wanted to find him a real owl but Bitty said no.
• Ransom goes as Lee Jordan and spends the entire night commentating on the events of the party at great volume.
• Dex is a Weasley. Which Weasley, you ask.  All of them.
  (no, he was not given a choice).
  
• Bitty was given suggestions such as Professor Flitwick and Professor Umbridge because of his height. He ignores both and goes as Dobby instead. People throw clothes at him all night.
• Shitty goes as Dumbledore and spends half the evening dispensing Sherbet Lemons and wise advice. The other half is taken up by muttering cryptic warnings to Jack, who doesn’t understand most of them.
• Holster agonises for eight days over his decision, before finally choosing Professor McGonagall, who is in his top 5 favourite characters of all time. He spends most of the evening chasing after Ransom, telling him to watch what he’s saying in a high-pitched voice and a passable Scottish accent.
• Lardo goes as Sirius Black, and is undoubtedly the coolest person in the room. She shows up on a motorcycle. No one knew she could even drive one. Her moustache and flow rival Shitty’s.
• Chowder goes as Hagrid, who was always one of his favourite characters. His costume is so good that it takes the team half the night to realise exactly who it is, and that’s only because he brings out his largest stuffed toy shark as a “pet”.
• Nursey goes as Gilderoy Lockheart because they’re both extremely good-looking and has everyone around him laughing all night at his perfect blend of self-absorption and complete incompetence. He composes poems about himself on the spot.
• Parson crashes the party halfway through the night, loudly announcing his displeasure at not being invited, and that “My father will hear about this”.

foxtrot-thelaxbro:

Okay, I know we haven’t really seen her since Jack’s graduation but I have so many feelings about Georgia Martin. She’s a really cool character with a lot of potential and I just want to take a few seconds to talk about her because she is a goddess, she is so strong and good and honestly? I have a feeling that she’s going to be really important to our boy Jacques.

Anyways:

• So in canon she’s an absolute badass; she was an Olympic hockey forward, then a NHL scout, and is currently the assistant GM for the Falconers.
• So not only is she incredibly skilled physically but she knows professional hockey and related fields really well
  
• To quote Ngozi: “While every other team in the NHL is wondering if Jack will be a liability (i.e., did rehab and America really “fix” him?) and whether Jack’s talent is worth all the extra media attention, George’s is like fuck that, Jack Zimmermann, you are perfect. Fun fact: she used to be a scout. She prides herself in being able to pick ‘em.”
• Now that we’ve reviewed her general position in the comic, let me tell you about my girl George. 
• Absolutely could fight everyone at SMH. She’s been doing this longer than any of them (except maybe Jack) have had actual hockey careers, and she has the balls to do shit like challenge popular assumptions about Jack and actually go out of her way to get to know our stoic hockey prince.
  

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showsonface:

ok ok ok ok here we go climb aboard the gr8 ship lamilla with me & i will pilot us through the perilous waters ahead

• lardo is a bro & camilla and jack were functional exes so overall i feel the SMH would be pretty chill with them
  
• they are also chill because of Fear
• holster: bro…. she could definitely kill me
  
• ransom: wait. are you talking about lardo or camilla
  
• holster: does it even matter
  
• ransom: shit u rite
• they are too cute together and never get fined for it because of this
• lardo: ily you’re my shining ray of sunshine
• camilla: *kisses lardo on the nose*
• ransom: should– should we fine them
• holster: do u have a fckin death wish
• tbqh the entire team is #whipped
• bitty is definitely saltmates™ with camilla over jack being “a dumb bitch sometimes” 
• bitty: ok you know I love jack with all my heart and soul
• bitty: …. but let me just say
• camilla: yas drag him
• kegsters are WILD
• there’s a new haus rule and it’s called Don’t Play Beer Pong Against Lardo & Camilla
• they are a FORCE to be reckoned with
• ransom & holster tried playing them once
• theyre dead now. rip
• speaking of people getting rekt let me talk for a second about these girls on the dance floor
• how the fu–
• lardo how do you have that much stamina you don’t even play SPORTS
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• a circle is cleared
• everyone is cheering
• nursey is probably writing poetry about this
• aaand shitty is crying somewhere
• “u used 2 call me on ur cell phone….”
• oh and bitty and camilla totally dance to beyoncé together
• lardo sends snaps of this to jack
• jack: what did i do to deserve this
• anyway the team DEFINITELY goes to tennis matches now 
• there’s a lot of fighting over who gets to hold the ‘YO MARRY ME CAMILLA COLLINS” poster
• good god
• they are. so rowdy 
• eventually they learn to be quiet because it’s a tennis match ffs
• this doesn’t mean they’re any less passionate tho
• im just saying; this is rans & holster after everything camilla does
• basically the team totally adopts her as one of their own
• jk camilla is the one who adopts them
• camilla collins & larissa duan: team mom and dad