bshittyknights:

-there are sideblogs. so many sideblogs. an unceasing stream of sideblogs. you can never tell who your mutuals actually are. “follows will be from my main.” what main? there is no link to their main. the sideblog simply floats through the ether, unbound to anything - they are anonymous; unknown. you both reblog cute fanart from each other and tag it things like “i love this” and “<333″ but you have no idea who the other is. do they follow you? there’s no way of knowing.

-bitty is dancing to partition. he has always been dancing to partition. he’s never stopped. he will never stop. he can’t stop. 

-your dash is a series of zimbits url’s reblogging the same post from each other in quick succession. they all have the same icon of bitty and jack looking lovingly into the other’s eyes. you could’ve sworn you didn’t have either a second ago, but now you have both. when did that happen? it doesn’t matter. you regret nothing. 

-“dark ngozi show us,” you hear. what is it they want to see? “e v e r y t h i n g.”

-you open your internet browser. with no explanation you find yourself at omgcheckplease.tumblr.com. this isn’t what you wanted, but you click on “start the comic” anyway. “time for a reread,” you say. 

-lardo knows. what does she know? ‘she knows,’ is the only reply.

-jacques is dead. zimmboni’s dead. they’ve been murdered. who will be next? may they rest in peace.

-the hiatus memes are back. you can’t escape. “it’s only been one day,” you cry. but that’s all the time they need.

-“welcome to hockey hell,” someone whispers. you have no memory of how you got here. what was your life before the samwell men’s hockey team? perhaps it never even existed…

(via omgjustinoluransi)