authorgod:

tango-b-mine:

Holster likes watching infomercials

“Magic bullet is coming on again.”

“Bruh.. we’ve seen that one before.”

“FRESH FUCKIN GUACAMOLE IN FIVE SECONDS FLAT.”

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ships-that-never-sink:

rokcetsraccoon:

holster finds an old ukulele and plays it around the haus narrating everyone’s life via song

#*strums* bitty’s baking hella piiess#‘holster. knock it off’#*strums faster* JACKS GONNA KILL ME WITH HIS LAZER EYES 

(Source: rodeoqueens, via theybothknow)