
elise | 17
whiskey and tango are latinx sorry I don't make the rules
Derek Malik Nursey has been saving the joke ‘Poindorkster’ for months and is waiting for the perfect time to use it
okay but what if, when he went to finally say it, he said ‘Porndoikster’ instead?? because i feel like that would simultaneously be just SO Nursey to mess it up after putting so much thought into it, and it’d make for a beautiful flustered look on at least one of their faces
Dex would just give him the Look™ and Nursey would be trying to recover (flustered yes pls give me Nursey blushing) and the other team members who witnessed it would be laughing their asses off y e s