Do you know who I think is the ugliest boy in school? That Derek Nurse. You know what I’d give him on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give him an 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

William Pointdexter (via incorrectcheckpleasequotes)