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Headcannon for Bitty that I just realized while I was baking cookies

-Bitty definitely talks to his pies. I just found myself talking to a batch of cookies while I was baking them. Bitty definitely does this.

-It’s like talking to plants. You coo at them and say little encouraging things to help it cook.

-Like ‘Oh you’re baking so well!’ and “Oh you have just the right amount of flour in you!” and “Wow! You’re crust is so perfectly browned!”

-Like Bitty just gets excited and starts talking to the pies. 

-And he does it in his vlogs and his viewers thinks its adorable but never mention it cause they’re afraid he’ll stop or it’ll start seeming more forced if they bring it up to him.

-But Bitty does it when he’s baking in the Haus and everyone knows that he does it.

-Ransom finds it comforting when he’s studying so he always makes a point to be in the kitchen when Bitty is making pie so he can pretend the little encouragements are for him. Until of course Holster comes back from class and gives him little encouragements of his own. 

-Shitty just loves it but always let Bitty and his pies have some alone time.

-The Frogs think it’s kinda strange but Chowder has also taken to whispering little encouragements to his computer screen when he’s watching the Sharks play. 

-Jack… well, Jack just kinda stands in the doorway and watches Bitty. ((Obviously this activates his hearteyes))

-He just imagines their future like this. Maybe thinking about Bitty baking, and their son/daughter being in a little high chair while he cooks. Bitty cooing and talking softly to both the baby and the pies… Just..

-THESE BOYS.

Yeah this got a little long winded but I had feelings so… Enjoy this ramble.